[Death Note/Black Butler] "Anatomical Impossibility" (R)

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Author's Note: Written for dn_kink2's Grell/Ryuk - Kuroshitsuji Crossover Poor anatomically confused Grell decides, somehow, that he would much rather Ryuks babies than Sebastians. Contains anatomical weirdness due to nonhuman species, talk of what could be termed mpreg, crack, strangeness and just plain weirds.


London had called Light to Winchester, England, tagging along with Aizawa and Matsuda to see about L's successor. The whole thing bored Ryuk immensely, and he decided to go roving about the place, seeing what he could see.

The nightlife wasn't as exciting as he'd hoped, and he ended up perched on a rooftop, the moon rising over his feathered shoulders, watching the few passersby below.

"Well, aren't *you* an attractive fellow," a fruity baritenor voice with a British accent said, close behind him. "Someone has taken up the *goth* look and taken it to *delightful* extremes..."

Ryuk turned. "Huh?" he asked, catching sight of a strange figure perched on the twisty old chimney: the guy -- or gal -- wore a suit like something out an episode of Masterpiece Theater and a mane of red hair longer than some girls wore it. But the grin crossing the other's face made Ryuk cock his head. "Hey... yer like me."

The other giggled, rather like a girl. "I don't think we really *are*, as I am the far prettier of the two. But if you mean that we have the same nature, it would see that we do.

"Dare I say, are you here with your death scythe, to collect the souls of the dead and dying?"

"Death scythe? Nah, but I have a Death Note: had one, but I let it fall into the human world and a guy named Light Yagami picked it up," Ryuk said. "I've been following him ever since, watchin' him *use* it.

"Hmm? and what does this 'death note' do?"

"If someone writes the name of a human into its pages, that human will die within the next forty seconds," Ryuk replied.

"And that's it? Hmmm, a rather *dull* way to take lives, but you say that you'd dropped it among the humans? That takes some *audacity*, to allow a human to use the tool of a reaper," the other replied. The weird-looker looked at Ryuk with narrowed green-within-gold eyes. "And I find audacious men of any species *inspiring*. There's been *word* in the Grim Reaper Society, of a reaper in the far east, who'd dropped a reaper's tool into the mortal world. So that would be you?"

"Dunno what they told you, but yeah, that'd be me," Ryuk replied.

"Oooh, I've been *dying*, if you'll pardon the pun that doesn't fit our kind, to meet you," Grell said. "I'm somewhat of an *admirer* of you."

"Sorry, chief, I don't swing that way," Ryuk replied.

"Ohoh, so you think I'm a male? You're quite *narrow* in your perceptions," Grell snipped. "I'm both, and I'm neither: I'm whatever someone wants or *needs* me to be."

"Yeah, well, yah look like a *dude*, but... yah *do* look like a lady," Ryuk pointed out.

Grell lay back on the rooftiles, arms folded to support his(her?) head. "Wouldn't you like to find out *which* I am?" the other asked.

Ryuk glanced down to the street: no one was passing by and it wasn't like anyone could see them up here. "Heh. Been watching a fair amount of porn movies... I've wanted to try it out, but doin' it with a human would be *weird*."

Grell ran a hand from knee to thigh and then over the front of those old-fashioned trousers. "I assure you *this* shan't be weird."

Ryuk reached down, fumbling at first with the laces that bound the fly of the other's trousers, unfastening them and pulling them down. Whatever that was between the other shinigami's thighs, it wasn't like you'd see on a human: it wasn't a shaft and it wasn't a pussy, but something sort of in between.

"Ooh... guess you really *aren't* a guy," Ryuk noted. He started to lower his face to the other's groin, but Grell put up a hand on the other shinigami's shoulder.

"No, no, don't take me into your mouth," Grell said. "You saw what I hide behind my trews, but I haven't see what you have."

"Heh, turnabout's fair play, as the humans say," Ryuk replied, reaching down and unfastening his trousers. What he had was closer to looking male, but it looked like it had been based off a vague sketch of a shaft.

Grell peered at it, smirking. "It will be more than sufficient," sie replied, spreading hir legs apart. "Come inside me, kinsman."

"Heh, heh, yah don't have to beg," Ryuk said, lowering himself over and onto Grell.

The fact that neither could be seen by humans and that they were on a rooftop covered Grell's sighs of pleasure which quickly became squeals of pleasure. The other shinigami was certainly *noisy*, Ryuk thought, but sie seemed like a mouthy sort.

Ryuk came, silently, inside of Grell, who emitted a scream like a banshee, almost loud enough that Ryuk nearly jumped off hir. It was with something like relief that Ryuk turned over onto his back, before sitting up and making himself presentable.

Grell, on the other hand, lay quietly on hir back, one gloved hand laying on hir lean belly.

"What? Yah countin' the stars or something?" Ryuk asked.

"No, nothing so cliche as that," sie replied. "I'm counting your seeds within me."

Ryuk stared. "Seeds? what're y' talkin' about?"

"Seeds, the building blocks of life. I *do* intend to bear a child someday, and considering all I've heard about you, I'd decided that if I met the reaper who had caused all that trouble in Japan and elsewhere, that *you* would be the father of my child," Grell replied, gently caressing hir belly. "I think I shall lay here for a time, to make certain that the conception takes place without a hitch. If you have somewhere to be, I shan't detain you."

Ryuk pulled away, staring down at Grell. "You crazy or somethin'? That's *impossible*."

Grell grinned at Ryuk. "And they would have said it was impossible for a human to use a reaper's tools, but you made that possible."

"This is gettin' too damn weird," Ryuk snarled, spreading his wings.

"Wait, are you going to *abandon* the mother of your child?!" Grell snapped, not rising.

"Not gonna happen. An' you *said* I could leave," Ryuk said, taking flight.